JOKES FOR TODAY

  

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth?
A: A brick. 

 

Today's Joke

A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."  

A doctor reaches into his smock to get a pen to write a prescription and pulls out a rectal thermometer. "Oh, damn it," he proclaims, "Some asshole has my pen!" 

Q: What do you call a skeleton in the closet?
A: The 1863 Blonde Hide-and-Seek champion!  NO 1 JOKE AND FUN AND GOSSIP