AKPOS JOKE AND STORY

         

Akpos went for a JOB Interview

Akpos was called for an interview by Chevron based on his performance while working for shell.

INTERVIEWER: What is your current pay at Shell and what are you looking at with Chevron?

AKPOS: N9m per annum plus medical and other benefits. Considering the position here in Chevron, I’d be looking at N20-22m per annum, a status car, overseas vacation and medicals.

INTERVIEWER: Today is your lucky day! The position comes with N35m per annum salary, 2014 Range Rover Sport as official car, Mercedes Benz S65 AMG as status car, overseas medical treatment. A fully furnished house here in lekki, health insurance for your wife and children, 2 houses to be built for you in any town of your choice and in your village, annual overseas vacation for you and your family fully-paid first class, N2m wardrobe allowance per annum, cook, steward and 2 drivers, country club membership, and you’re entitled to keep all that the company gives you if you put in just 3 years of service…

AKPOS: (in bewildered excitement) HAAA!!!! Sir, you must be joking!!!

INTERVIEWER: Of course I’m joking! Were you not the one that started it?

Akpos was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery

Akpos was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery and his wife Ekaite was sitting by his side. Akpos looked at his wife Ekaite and said "you're beautiful". The next day Akpos said to his wife "you look cute" and Ekaite said "what Happened to being beautiful" Akpos replied "the drugs are wearing off"
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