Saturday 18 October 2014

JOKES WORDWIDE: THREE GUYS GO INTO A BAR



  
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and the other appears normal. A couple of minutes later, God walks in to get a beer. He sees the guys and decides to have compassion on 
them. 
He touches the blind guy on the forehead, and his 
sight is restored. He touches the man in the 
wheelchair and the guy jumps up and walks away. 
He walks to the last guy and the guy yells, 'Whoa, 
God! I'm on workman's comp!' 
 
 
The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at 
low pay for long hours. The blacksmith immediately began his instructions 
to the lad, "When I take the shoe out of the fire, I'll lay it on the 
anvil; and when I nod my head, you hit it with this hammer." 
The apprentice did just as he told. Now he's the village blacksmith.
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Friday 17 October 2014

Funny joke and gossip




  The bell rang for school to start and John walked in late. Mr. Clark asked, "John, why are you late?" He replied, "I was on Cherry Hill." Then he sat down. Ten minutes later Nathan walked in late and Mr. Clark repeated, "Why are you late?" Nathan answered, "I was on top of Cherry Hill." Five minutes later Kevin walked in late and Mr. Clark said to him, "Kevin, where have you been?" Kevin replied, "I was on Cherry Hill." Ten minutes later a girl walked in the classroom and Mr. Clark asked, "Hi there, what's your name?" The girl replied, "Cherry Hill."

Three old timers at the retirement home were complaining about growing old. The first one says, "I wake up at 7:00 AM and try for a half hour to take a poop." The second one says, "Oh yeah? I spend an hour trying to pee." The third one says, "I take a nice poop at 7:00 AM and about 7:30 AM take a nice pee." The other two guys look at him and ask, "What are you complaining about?" The third man explains, "I don't wake up till 8:30 AMthe bell rang click and get the full story
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JOKES FOR TODAY



  
Q: What's red and bad for your teeth?
A: A brick. 
 
Today's Joke



A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."  







A doctor reaches into his smock to get a pen to write a prescription and pulls out a rectal thermometer. "Oh, damn it," he proclaims, "Some asshole has my pen!" 






Q: What do you call a skeleton in the closet?
A: The 1863 Blonde Hide-and-Seek champion!  NO 1 JOKE AND FUN AND GOSSIP
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Tuesday 7 October 2014


AKPOS JOKES:AKPOS GOES TO SCHOOL
      
Hi,
Akpos is in the news again. This time, Akpos has enrolled for adult education. His reason, “I must learn this English language very well. I want to go to this London like Osuofia and Jenifa. I cannot carry last” .





Day 1 at School
So on his first day at school, the first class was English Language. The teacher called on Akpos and asked him:-
Teacher: Akpos, make a Sentence with “Big”
Akpors: The Ram Is Big
Teacher: Make it longer
Akpos: The Ram is big ooooooo
Teacher was like , “WHAAAAAT!!!!”.
The Teacher recovered and continued with his questions: -
Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a woman. What do we learn from this?
Akpors: We should stop wasting time in studies and find that WOMAN
Teacher: Get out of my Class, Akpos
Akpos bounced out of the class, not sure what to do. Somehow, he made his way to the library. Once inside, he spotted a very pretty girl reading quietly. He quickly approached her and started wooing her right in the library. Oh Akpos! After some minutes, the girl got angry and shouted,
          “Will you please leave me alone so that I can concentrate? 
Everybody turned and looked at Akpos.



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AKPOS AND THE NAIJA ARMY





      
Akpos go join di Nigeria Army. After di hard training wey im receive, Akpos successfully pass out from The Nigeria Army. For pass out ceremoney na so oga commandant dey assign posting.
Commdt: Ambali kuka!
Ambali: Sir!
Commdt: Posted to Kogi State.
Ambali: Yes sir, thank u sir!
Commdt: Muniru Sulaiman!
Muniru: Sir!
Commdt: Posted to Delta State.
Muniru: Yes sir, thank u sir!
Commdt: Akpos Ojong Itikoloko!
Akpors: Sir!!
Commdt: Posted to Borno State.
Akpors: RETIRED SIR, THANK YOU SIR, I no wan die sir!!
(Na who wan go die with Boko Haram for Borno)

Girl & Boy Discussion
Gurl :- How much you love me ?
B0i :- I ? I love you s0 much, I can’t measure.
Gurl :- N0, Just tell me na\kiss
 B0i :- 0h ok, I be like a ph0ne & you go be  sim card. Der is n0 me without you.
Gurl *blushing*kiss :- Awwwwww dat is s00000 r0mantic
B0i says to himself :- See mumu!! Watt if i’m a china ph0ne with three sims? ode!
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Saturday 4 October 2014




Akpos’ terrible Jamb result – (funny Akpos joke)

Funny Akpos Joke >>
Papa Akpos: Akpos,I learnt your JAMB result is out.
Akpos: Daddy You remember John wey dey carry first for our whole school? he failed…
Papa Akpos: that’s terrible,what happened?
Akpos: You also remember Paul wey dey teach me for house? He failed too.
Papa Akpos: what’s causing the poor performance?
Akpos: Daddy I don’t know, na so e be o. Even Kelvin who won the Cowbell competition failed too.
Papa Akpos: so how was your own result?
Akpos: You also remember OKON, our senior prefect? He failed.
Papa Akpos: (Angrily) Boy, Tell me about your own result!!
Akpos : (angrily) If all those people failed, wetin You expect
for my own result?? I be witch?
ONE WORD FOR AKPOS??!!
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Funny Nigerian Jokes: The love for green card – Nigerians are the sharpest on Earth

Funny Nigerian Jokes
A Nigerian man living in Sweden decided to marry a Swedish lady in order to be legally certified via resident status… but the lady was not aware of this. She felt he really loved her. Anyway, seeing that Nigerian men had a bad rap in that particular part of Sweden, our chap decided to lie to the lady. He told her he was from Uganda.
Upon marriage, the lady came home one day and informed our man that she had just met another Swedish lady who had married a Ugandan and they must all have dinner together.
The Naija man was somewhat perplexed, although not perceptibly, and wondered how he’d get out of this spot. He postponed and postponed until he could do so no more.
Finally, the day came when they were to have dinner. The other Swede came in with her Ugandan husband and they all sat at the table. Our Naija chappie was very quiet. “My own don spoil today” was all he could think.
The two Swedish ladies, wanting their husbands to mingle, being from the same homeland, asked them to speak to each other. “Hey! It’s not every day you meet people from home.!” they admonished.
Our Naija man, being a man of great savvy, decided that he would just speak Yoruba, and the guy would probably assume he was from some part of Uganda where they spoke a different language. So looking across the table he said: “Egbon Eko ni mi se? Ni bo lo ti ja wa?” In Yoruba, this loosely translates to: “I’m a Lagos man. Where did you come from?” Remember, Lagos is a state in Nigeria, and it used to be the capital.
The fellow looked up at our friend. His eyes lit up as he said: “Ah, bobo gan! Omo Eko ni mi se! Omo Eko gan gan!” In Yoruba, this loosely translates to “Hey buddy! I’m a Lagos child. A REAL Lagos child!”
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Funny Nigerian Jokes: The love for green card – Nigerians are the sharpest on Earth

Funny Nigerian Jokes
A Nigerian man living in Sweden decided to marry a Swedish lady in order to be legally certified via resident status… but the lady was not aware of this. She felt he really loved her. Anyway, seeing that Nigerian men had a bad rap in that particular part of Sweden, our chap decided to lie to the lady. He told her he was from Uganda.
Upon marriage, the lady came home one day and informed our man that she had just met another Swedish lady who had married a Ugandan and they must all have dinner together.
The Naija man was somewhat perplexed, although not perceptibly, and wondered how he’d get out of this spot. He postponed and postponed until he could do so no more.
Finally, the day came when they were to have dinner. The other Swede came in with her Ugandan husband and they all sat at the table. Our Naija chappie was very quiet. “My own don spoil today” was all he could think.
The two Swedish ladies, wanting their husbands to mingle, being from the same homeland, asked them to speak to each other. “Hey! It’s not every day you meet people from home.!” they admonished.
Our Naija man, being a man of great savvy, decided that he would just speak Yoruba, and the guy would probably assume he was from some part of Uganda where they spoke a different language. So looking across the table he said: “Egbon Eko ni mi se? Ni bo lo ti ja wa?” In Yoruba, this loosely translates to: “I’m a Lagos man. Where did you come from?” Remember, Lagos is a state in Nigeria, and it used to be the capital.
The fellow looked up at our friend. His eyes lit up as he said: “Ah, bobo gan! Omo Eko ni mi se! Omo Eko gan gan!” In Yoruba, this loosely translates to “Hey buddy! I’m a Lagos child. A REAL Lagos child!”
- See more at: http://naijacomedyclub.com.ng/funny-nigerian-jokes-love-green-card-nigerians-sharpest-earth/#sthash.rVyjrvSl.dpuf

Funny Nigerian Jokes: The love for green card – Nigerians are the sharpest on Earth

Funny Nigerian Jokes
A Nigerian man living in Sweden decided to marry a Swedish lady in order to be legally certified via resident status… but the lady was not aware of this. She felt he really loved her. Anyway, seeing that Nigerian men had a bad rap in that particular part of Sweden, our chap decided to lie to the lady. He told her he was from Uganda.
Upon marriage, the lady came home one day and informed our man that she had just met another Swedish lady who had married a Ugandan and they must all have dinner together.
The Naija man was somewhat perplexed, although not perceptibly, and wondered how he’d get out of this spot. He postponed and postponed until he could do so no more.
Finally, the day came when they were to have dinner. The other Swede came in with her Ugandan husband and they all sat at the table. Our Naija chappie was very quiet. “My own don spoil today” was all he could think.
The two Swedish ladies, wanting their husbands to mingle, being from the same homeland, asked them to speak to each other. “Hey! It’s not every day you meet people from home.!” they admonished.
Our Naija man, being a man of great savvy, decided that he would just speak Yoruba, and the guy would probably assume he was from some part of Uganda where they spoke a different language. So looking across the table he said: “Egbon Eko ni mi se? Ni bo lo ti ja wa?” In Yoruba, this loosely translates to: “I’m a Lagos man. Where did you come from?” Remember, Lagos is a state in Nigeria, and it used to be the capital.
The fellow looked up at our friend. His eyes lit up as he said: “Ah, bobo gan! Omo Eko ni mi se! Omo Eko gan gan!” In Yoruba, this loosely translates to “Hey buddy! I’m a Lagos child. A REAL Lagos child!”
- See more at: http://naijacomedyclub.com.ng/funny-nigerian-jokes-love-green-card-nigerians-sharpest-earth/#sthash.rVyjrvSl.dpuf

Funny Nigerian Jokes: The love for green card – Nigerians are the sharpest on Earth

Funny Nigerian Jokes
A Nigerian man living in Sweden decided to marry a Swedish lady in order to be legally certified via resident status… but the lady was not aware of this. She felt he really loved her. Anyway, seeing that Nigerian men had a bad rap in that particular part of Sweden, our chap decided to lie to the lady. He told her he was from Uganda.
Upon marriage, the lady came home one day and informed our man that she had just met another Swedish lady who had married a Ugandan and they must all have dinner together.
The Naija man was somewhat perplexed, although not perceptibly, and wondered how he’d get out of this spot. He postponed and postponed until he could do so no more.
Finally, the day came when they were to have dinner. The other Swede came in with her Ugandan husband and they all sat at the table. Our Naija chappie was very quiet. “My own don spoil today” was all he could think.
The two Swedish ladies, wanting their husbands to mingle, being from the same homeland, asked them to speak to each other. “Hey! It’s not every day you meet people from home.!” they admonished.
Our Naija man, being a man of great savvy, decided that he would just speak Yoruba, and the guy would probably assume he was from some part of Uganda where they spoke a different language. So looking across the table he said: “Egbon Eko ni mi se? Ni bo lo ti ja wa?” In Yoruba, this loosely translates to: “I’m a Lagos man. Where did you come from?” Remember, Lagos is a state in Nigeria, and it used to be the capital.
The fellow looked up at our friend. His eyes lit up as he said: “Ah, bobo gan! Omo Eko ni mi se! Omo Eko gan gan!” In Yoruba, this loosely translates to “Hey buddy! I’m a Lagos child. A REAL Lagos child!”
- See more at: http://naijacomedyclub.com.ng/funny-nigerian-jokes-love-green-card-nigerians-sharpest-earth/#sthash.rVyjrvSl.dpuf

Akpos’ terrible Jamb result – (funny Akpos joke)

Funny Akpos Joke >>
Papa Akpos: Akpos,I learnt your JAMB result is out.
Akpos: Daddy You remember John wey dey carry first for our whole school? he failed…
Papa Akpos: that’s terrible,what happened?
Akpos: You also remember Paul wey dey teach me for house? He failed too.
Papa Akpos: what’s causing the poor performance?
Akpos: Daddy I don’t know, na so e be o. Even Kelvin who won the Cowbell competition failed too.
Papa Akpos: so how was your own result?
Akpos: You also remember OKON, our senior prefect? He failed.
Papa Akpos: (Angrily) Boy, Tell me about your own result!!
Akpos : (angrily) If all those people failed, wetin You expect
for my own result?? I be witch?
ONE WORD FOR AKPOS??!!
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Akpos’ terrible Jamb result – (funny Akpos joke)

Funny Akpos Joke >>
Papa Akpos: Akpos,I learnt your JAMB result is out.
Akpos: Daddy You remember John wey dey carry first for our whole school? he failed…
Papa Akpos: that’s terrible,what happened?
Akpos: You also remember Paul wey dey teach me for house? He failed too.
Papa Akpos: what’s causing the poor performance?
Akpos: Daddy I don’t know, na so e be o. Even Kelvin who won the Cowbell competition failed too.
Papa Akpos: so how was your own result?
Akpos: You also remember OKON, our senior prefect? He failed.
Papa Akpos: (Angrily) Boy, Tell me about your own result!!
Akpos : (angrily) If all those people failed, wetin You expect
for my own result?? I be witch?
ONE WORD FOR AKPOS??!!
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akpos escape from yaba psychiatric hospital



      

Akpos escaped from Yaba Psychiatric Hospital.

Akpos escaped from Yaba Psychiatric Hospital. When he got home, he called the Psychiatric Hospital on phone and asked; Is there any one in Room 8 in Ward 1? The Receptionist on phone replied; Just a minute sir hold on let me check. A while later the Receptionist came back on the phone and said; There is no one sir. Akpos exclaimed; Wow! Okay my dear. The Receptionist said; But why did you asked sir?. Akpos replied; I want to be sure if i have escaped.



Of course I am joking. Were you not the one that started it?

A Guy was called for an interview by Chevron based on his performance while working for Shell.
The Interviewer
Akpos asked; What is your current pay at Shell and what are you looking at with Chevron?

The Guy said; 9 Million Naira per annum plus medical and other benefits. Considering the position here in Chevron, I'd be looking at 20-22 Million Naira per annum, a status car, overseas vacation and medicals.

Akpos said; Today is your lucky day! The position comes with 35 Million Naira per annum salary, 2014 Range Rover Sport as official car, Mercedes Benz S65 AMG as status car, overseas medical treatment. A fully furnished house in Lekki, health insurance for your wife and children, 2 houses to be built for you in any town of your choice and in your village, annual overseas vacation for you and your family fully-paid first class, 2 Million Naira wardrobe allowance per annum, cook, steward and 2 drivers, country club membership, and you are entitled to keep all that the company gives you if you put in just 3 years of service. The Guy in bewildered excitement exclaimed; Haaaa! Sir, you must be joking.

Akpos said; Of course I am joking. Were you not the one that started it? akpos and is madness
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AKPOS JOKE AND STORY




         

Akpos went for a JOB Interview

Akpos was called for an interview by Chevron based on his performance while working for shell.

INTERVIEWER: What is your current pay at Shell and what are you looking at with Chevron?

AKPOS: N9m per annum plus medical and other benefits. Considering the position here in Chevron, I’d be looking at N20-22m per annum, a status car, overseas vacation and medicals.

INTERVIEWER: Today is your lucky day! The position comes with N35m per annum salary, 2014 Range Rover Sport as official car, Mercedes Benz S65 AMG as status car, overseas medical treatment. A fully furnished house here in lekki, health insurance for your wife and children, 2 houses to be built for you in any town of your choice and in your village, annual overseas vacation for you and your family fully-paid first class, N2m wardrobe allowance per annum, cook, steward and 2 drivers, country club membership, and you’re entitled to keep all that the company gives you if you put in just 3 years of service…

AKPOS: (in bewildered excitement) HAAA!!!! Sir, you must be joking!!!

INTERVIEWER: Of course I’m joking! Were you not the one that started it?


Akpos was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery

Akpos was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery and his wife Ekaite was sitting by his side. Akpos looked at his wife Ekaite and said "you're beautiful". The next day Akpos said to his wife "you look cute" and Ekaite said "what Happened to being beautiful" Akpos replied "the drugs are wearing off"
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AKPOS SURVIVED BEEN KILL BY FIRE



       

Akpos survived being killed by fire

WIFE: Darling why are you home this early
wearing such a long face?
AKPOS: Had a terrible day, i
lost all my colleagues today at work.
WIFE: Blood of Jesus! What
happened?
AKPORS: There was a fire outbreak down in
the tunnel and everybody died!
WIFE: What a pity! Darling I thank God for
keeping you alive. How did you make it out
my dear?
AKPOS: Darling, it was God's work. My
stomach was upsetting me so, I took a break
to ease myself in the toilet.
WIFE: Darling, thank God you
are alive. What would have Happened to us?
I feel so much pity for their families. So bad,
how are they going to survive now?
AKPOS: My dear its a pity, but UNITED
NATIONS has decided to give the families of
the deceased $10million each.
WIFE: What?!!!!! Ten million
what? So because of your useless stomach
upset and the foolish
toilet and your refusal to die
with your colleagues.......make me miss that
money?? I beg if you don't want trouble, go
back and die with your colleagues.akpos survived been kill by fire
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AKPOS recite the alphabet



        

Teacher asked Akpos to recite the alphabet the following will shock you


 Teacher asked Akpos to recite the alphabet the following will shock you
A for-Adobe
B for-bluetooth
C for-chat
D for-download
E for-email
F for-facebook
G for-google
H for-hotmail
I for-iphone
J for-Java
K for-kingston
L for-laptop
M for-messenger
N for-NOKIA
O for-outlook
P for-print
Q for-QuickTime
R for-RAM
S for-Server
T for-Touch Screen
U for-U S B
V for-Version
W for-wifi1
X for-xbox360
Y for-YouTube
Please help Akpos with `Z’..Teacger asked akpos to recitethe aphalbet the following week will shock you
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JOKES/STORY FOR TODAY Ekatie wanted her salary to raised up and madam wanted to why





     

Ekaite wanted her salary raised her madam asked wanted to know why

Ekaite wanted her salary raised 
her madam wanted 3 reasons why
she wanted an increment of salary.
Ekaite: I can cook Better than you?
Madam: who told you that
Ekaite: your husband told Me?
Madam: OK, second reason
Ekaite: I can iron Better than you
Madam: who told you that
Ekaite: Your husband told Me
Madam: OK, and the third reason?
Ekaite: I am also Better in bed
than you? This time madam was
furious & was getting ready to
break her head
Madam: Did my husband say that?
Ekaite: No the driver to me that
I’m better in bed than you are
Madam: Please lower your voice I
will increase your salary ! In-fact
How much Do You Want?
Question : if you happens to be
the maid how much will you tell
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TODAY AKPOS FUNNY EXPERIENCE AND TEACHER CLASS




           

Funny experiment

Put your wife in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & see who is Happy to see you, and who will BITE you !

(Readers are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by professionals; who are now divorced; and living happily with their dog)

Don't laugh loud

TEACHER CLASS

 Teacher:class wat is the name of animal dat start wit lter D?
Akpos:make a counter answer~sir Donkey!
Teacher:keep quit class wat is the name of animal that start wit lter T?
Akpo:sir Two Donkey
Teacher became angry nd send akpor out of his class due to his misbehaving,
Teacher:class wat is the name of animal dat start wit lter M?
Akpos outsite the window make a shauting sirrrrrrrrrrr May be a Donkey!

funnu experience and teacher class
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akpos joke and funny story for today




      

When I went to school I was taught differently

When I went to school I was taught:  

PUSSY meant a CAT 
SEX meant GENDER 
BITCH was a FEMALE DOG 
DICK was a NAME 
BANG was a SOUND 
RUBBER was an ERASER 
ASS was an ANIMAL 
SCREW was just a TOOL 
HEAD meant a part of BODY 
BALLS meant a round TOY
NUTS meant DRYFRUIT 
69 was just a NUMBER  

And then I came across all you dirty minded folks, and suddenly my education got ruined.when i went to school i was taught diffrently
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akpos joke for today




          

Of course I am joking. Were you not the one that started it?

A Guy was called for an interview by Chevron based on his performance while working for Shell.
The Interviewer
Akpos asked; What is your current pay at Shell and what are you looking at with Chevron?

The Guy said; 9 Million Naira per annum plus medical and other benefits. Considering the position here in Chevron, I'd be looking at 20-22 Million Naira per annum, a status car, overseas vacation and medicals.

Akpos said; Today is your lucky day! The position comes with 35 Million Naira per annum salary, 2014 Range Rover Sport as official car, Mercedes Benz S65 AMG as status car, overseas medical treatment. A fully furnished house in Lekki, health insurance for your wife and children, 2 houses to be built for you in any town of your choice and in your village, annual overseas vacation for you and your family fully-paid first class, 2 Million Naira wardrobe allowance per annum, cook, steward and 2 drivers, country club membership, and you are entitled to keep all that the company gives you if you put in just 3 years of service. The Guy in bewildered excitement exclaimed; Haaaa! Sir, you must be joking.

Akpos said; Of course I am joking. Were you not the one that started it? of course i am joking were you not the one that started it


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THE SMELL COUPLE



Smelly Couple A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The groom-to-be overcoming his fear,... continue reading… Blame The Dog A married man had a sweet young thing of a secretary and decided to take her to dinner. He called his wife to tell her that he had to "work late" and she said, "no problem." After dinner, they went... continue reading… Confessional Letters TO MY DEAR WIFE, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not suc... continue reading… Church Phone During a church service, a young man in the congregation is busily chatting on his phone. The pastor notices this and approaches the young man, "Why are you in church without a bible?" The youn... continue reading… Facts About Ibadan People Sorry in advance to all my Ibadan peeps. Only Ibadan girls use Fire Extinguisher to put off the Firewood after cooking. Ibadan People pronounce Yvonne Nelson as Weavon Nessi. When some Ibadan... continue reading… Wedding Vows During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer. "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I'm to promis... continue reading… 
the smell couple


Smelly Couple A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The groom-to-be overcoming his fear,... continue reading… Blame The Dog A married man had a sweet young thing of a secretary and decided to take her to dinner. He called his wife to tell her that he had to "work late" and she said, "no problem." After dinner, they went... continue reading… Confessional Letters TO MY DEAR WIFE, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not suc... continue reading… Church Phone During a church service, a young man in the congregation is busily chatting on his phone. The pastor notices this and approaches the young man, "Why are you in church without a bible?" The youn... continue reading… Facts About Ibadan People Sorry in advance to all my Ibadan peeps. Only Ibadan girls use Fire Extinguisher to put off the Firewood after cooking. Ibadan People pronounce Yvonne Nelson as Weavon Nessi. When some Ibadan... continue reading… Wedding Vows During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer. "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I'm to promis... continue reading…

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Smelly Couple A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The groom-to-be overcoming his fear,... continue reading… Blame The Dog A married man had a sweet young thing of a secretary and decided to take her to dinner. He called his wife to tell her that he had to "work late" and she said, "no problem." After dinner, they went... continue reading… Confessional Letters TO MY DEAR WIFE, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not suc... continue reading… Church Phone During a church service, a young man in the congregation is busily chatting on his phone. The pastor notices this and approaches the young man, "Why are you in church without a bible?" The youn... continue reading… Facts About Ibadan People Sorry in advance to all my Ibadan peeps. Only Ibadan girls use Fire Extinguisher to put off the Firewood after cooking. Ibadan People pronounce Yvonne Nelson as Weavon Nessi. When some Ibadan... continue reading… Wedding Vows During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer. "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I'm to promis... continue reading…

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Friday 3 October 2014

Wedding Vows During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer. "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I'm to promis... continue reading…

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Akpos Joke: Ebola in Church

September 12, 2014 | By | 1 Comment
Akpos went to Church on Sunday and gave testimony that he was infected with Ebola and that God had healed him. When he finished, he tried to give the microphone to the second man who was waiting to give his own testimony, but the man refused to take it: The following conversation ensued: 2nd man […]
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Akpos Joke: Ebola in Church

September 12, 2014 | By | 1 Comment
Akpos went to Church on Sunday and gave testimony that he was infected with Ebola and that God had healed him. When he finished, he tried to give the microphone to the second man who was waiting to give his own testimony, but the man refused to take it: The following conversation ensued: 2nd man […]
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Akpos Joke: Ebola in Church

September 12, 2014 | By | 1 Comment
Akpos went to Church on Sunday and gave testimony that he was infected with Ebola and that God had healed him. When he finished, he tried to give the microphone to the second man who was waiting to give his own testimony, but the man refused to take it: The following conversation ensued: 2nd man […]
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Akpos Joke: Ebola in Church

September 12, 2014 | By | 1 Comment
Akpos went to Church on Sunday and gave testimony that he was infected with Ebola and that God had healed him. When he finished, he tried to give the microphone to the second man who was waiting to give his own testimony, but the man refused to take it: The following conversation ensued: 2nd man […]
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Akpos Joke: Ebola in Church

September 12, 2014 | By | 1 Comment
Akpos went to Church on Sunday and gave testimony that he was infected with Ebola and that God had healed him. When he finished, he tried to give the microphone to the second man who was waiting to give his own testimony, but the man refused to take it: The following conversation ensued: 2nd man […]
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Akpos Joke: Ebola in Church

September 12, 2014 | By | 1 Comment
Akpos went to Church on Sunday and gave testimony that he was infected with Ebola and that God had healed him. When he finished, he tried to give the microphone to the second man who was waiting to give his own testimony, but the man refused to take it: The following conversation ensued: 2nd man […]
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Akpos Joke: Ebola in Church

September 12, 2014 | By | 1 Comment
Akpos went to Church on Sunday and gave testimony that he was infected with Ebola and that God had healed him. When he finished, he tried to give the microphone to the second man who was waiting to give his own testimony, but the man refused to take it: The following conversation ensued: 2nd man […]
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Akpos Joke: Ebola in Church

September 12, 2014 | By | 1 Comment
Akpos went to Church on Sunday and gave testimony that he was infected with Ebola and that God had healed him. When he finished, he tried to give the microphone to the second man who was waiting to give his own testimony, but the man refused to take it: The following conversation ensued: 2nd man […]
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Akpos Joke: Ebola in Church

September 12, 2014 | By | 1 Comment
Akpos went to Church on Sunday and gave testimony that he was infected with Ebola and that God had healed him. When he finished, he tried to give the microphone to the second man who was waiting to give his own testimony, but the man refused to take it: The following conversation ensued: 2nd man […]
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Akpos Joke: Ebola in Church

September 12, 2014 | By | 1 Comment
Akpos went to Church on Sunday and gave testimony that he was infected with Ebola and that God had healed him. When he finished, he tried to give the microphone to the second man who was waiting to give his own testimony, but the man refused to take it: The following conversation ensued: 2nd man […]
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